What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?